Russell Brand shocks Bake Off judges with rude biscuit
6 years ago
5 March 2019 - 2:00 PM

Russell Brand shocks Bake Off judges with rude biscuit

ussell Brand stunned \'The Great British Bake Off\' judges Prue Leith and Paul Hollywood by creating a biscuit shaped like a vagina.

The 43-year-old star competed with John Lithgow, Hannah Cockroft and Jon Richardson on this year\'s \'The Great Celebrity Stand Up to Cancer Bake Off\' and knew instantly he wanted to create a biscuit in the shape of female genitalia when groups were instructed to bake "their finest performance."

Russell reasoned: "The female plays an integral role in the process of childbirth.

"That\'s why it was a good performance because of my acceptance in a secondary role."

To this declaration, Prue, 79, gasped: "You have got this great big vagina! It all sounds extraordinary."

Prue and Paul are returning to screens to judge the celebrities\' creations and decide on a Star Baker every week.

This year, Jeremy Paxman, Michelle Keegan, Rylan Clark-Neal, Krishnan Guru-Murthy, Caroline Flack, Russell Tovey, Sally Lindsay, Greg Wise, Jess Phillips, James Acaster, Big Narstie, Nicola Adams, Katarina Johnson-Thompson, Joe Wilkinson, Johnny Vegas and Georgia Toffolo are also on the star-studded line-up.

The comedian has admitted that he occasionally struggles with being mindful and has made a suggestion to his 11.7 million Twitter followers that they should have "awareness of their breath" to help their state of mind.

Speaking in a Twitter video, he previously said: "I find it quite difficult. For example, being present in this moment means I have awareness in my breath an awareness of this moment and a kind of connection with the truth of what I\'m saying, so that when you listen to it, it feels real."

\'The Great Stand Up to Cancer Bake Off\' will air from Tuesday (05.03.19) at 8pm on Channel 4.

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