The Tigress of Shaolin

Liu Chia-yung is saved from certain death at the hands of drug smugglers by a fisher girl, played by Hui Ying-hung, whose godfather is a "drunken master" and whose leprous godmother is mistress of the fairly off-putting Leprosy Boxing style.

Want to bet he'll need that at the furious finale? You'd win that bet, enjoying the martial arts antics all the way.