Series from 2008
Sketch superstar David Alan Grier returns to television with an audaciously afro-tastic spoof of TV magazine shows, featuring biting dispatches from t…
David Alan Grier laments the devastating death of hip-hop followed by Maya Angelou’s Inaugural poetry for Barack Obama and John McCain. Plus, platinum-selling rapper Fat Man delivers his message to America’s classrooms, and a bi-racial commission comes up with guidelines for usage of the racial epithet: the N-word.
David Alan Grier kicks things off with a message to white America: stop worrying about electing a black president. He's not black. He's half-black. Also, DAG reports on how thugs in the hood are dealing with the national gas shortage. Later, meet Candleabra, a man who feels like a woman with a man inside her telling her to be the woman that he really is. Then, one man's plan to boost black participation in professional sports – nothing that can't be solved with a harmless little injection. And finally, the most racist voting machine you've ever seen.
David Alan Grier begins with a plea to all African Americans: please don’t do anything dumb before election day on November 5. Then, Chocolate News profiles the Denegrofication Institute, which specializes in reforming wiggers to their natural white selves. Later, meet the Jackie Robinson of porn, Licorice Stick. Not only did he break the color barrier, he also invented some of the most classic sex moves in the business - the double dookie dip, the Detroit mud pie and the Cleveland compost heap. Chocolate News will also expose John McCain’s close racist advisor, who also happens to be his dry-cleaner. Get ready for DAG to shed light on one of the most tragic ailments in black America, Fat Black Mama Syndrome or FBMS. Finally, a political roundtable in which DAG argues that McCain’s prison time does not qualify him for the presidency. If it did, we’d be saluting President Mike Got-Damn Tyson, now wouldn’t we?
David Alan Grier and his correspondents "flow" with the latest election results. Will they be cheering a chocolate White House or wondering if America has lost its damn mind?
Is Obama getting a little too comfortable by wearing track suits and building a basketball court in the White House? Next, Thelonias Brown prescribes medicinal crack pills. Later, the shocking story of people who adopt African babies and dispose of them when they get older. Also, meet death row inmate Harland Mathers, who eats an endless buffet to avoid being executed, and meet Dishan Jameson, a rookie fat black hockey goalie who is changing the face of the sport. Finally, Oprah is leaving her show and this is an emergency! We new a new powerful sassy black woman to replace her.
“Dog the Bounty Hunter” returns to TV. Also, a new abstinence program encourages college students to have sex. Later, an expose on half-black and half-white conjoined twins. Finally, hear how Hootie (from Hootie and the Blowfish) is restarting his career.
