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A man sues his wife over the funeral arrangements for their deceased cat. And a widow is suing her employer for not insuring her dog, which she believes to be the reincarnation of her late husband.
A woman sues her neighbors for not picking up after their German Shepherd. And a producer is suing his ex-girlfriend, saying her pet parrot ruined his movie memorabilia.
A man sues a taxidermist over the bad job they did with his deceased pet. And a man is suing the owner of a pet boarding company because his mastiff came back with a feminine, French energy.
A dog walker is accused of discrimination for refusing to walk a man's pet tortoise; a woman who hired an animal trainer to bring the monkey from TV's "Friends" to her son's birthday party believes that it was an imposter.
The elders of a snake-handling church sue a hotel for not allowing their sacred snakes. And a handbag designer is suing a breeder for sending him low-quality skins.
A man sues a pet psychic for fraud after he becomes convinced the medium who has been speaking with his dead pet has been lying. And a woman is suing her ex-boyfriend over custody of their pet goat.
